Meghan Quinn: What to get your alpha male for Christmas

Meghan Quinn, author of Being a Jett Girl, shares some shopping do's and don'ts for the alpha in your life.

Meghan: For you lucky ladies out there who sleep next to an alpha male on those long, cold wintry nights, here's a list of Christmas gifts you can give your man that are guaranteed winners in the present department.

• Your favorite erotic romance. I know what you're thinking, what does your alpha want to do with an erotic romance novel? Well, you can't just hand him the book because he'll likely say thank you and then toss it to the side, wondering what screw went loose in your head. No, instead, you need to mark up all the hot scenes that you want to reenact with your alpha. Once he opens the gift, saddle up next to him, press your chest against his arm — guys like that — and say in the most seductive voice you have, "Will you reenact these sex scenes with me?" In a matter of seconds, not only will your alpha be pleased, but SO WILL YOU!

• Coupon for a good spanking. Now, you're not spanking your alpha, no, that's against all alpha male rules. The spanking will be done on you — only give him said coupon if you don't mind a good swat to the tush. By giving your alpha the chance to spank you, you're not only giving him the opportunity to pleasure you and him, but you're giving him the chance to fulfill his alpha needs by being all carnal and manly, taking his girl over his knee and spanking her. Yea, they love that!

• Time to talk dirty. A book on dirty talk will not only help him but also be pleasing to him. This gift must be handled delicately because once your alpha sees the book, he'll immediately take offense. It's your job to reassure him that he's amazing at talking dirty, especially when you're in the throes of passion. You need to explain to him the book isn't for educating him, it's so he can expand his vernacular so his alpha level can sky rocket. It'll give him a sense of pride.

• Bourbon, baby! If all else fails, buy the man some expensive bourbon because alphas drink the hard stuff like it's apple juice. Tell him how sexy he looks while drinking it, boosting his ego some more. It's a sure-fire way to get him liquored up and into bed, not that you need help … he's an alpha.

For more help, here's a little DO NOT PURCHASE list ...

• Wolf blankets. Even though a wolf is a manly animal that stalks the moonlit nights, you need to turn yourself away from the fleece wolf blanket. It will be enticing, it'll call out to you, saying how masculine it is, but avoid, avoid, avoid. No alpha is going to want to snuggle under a blanket with a majestic animal printed all over the front. That would be a fail.

• Footies. What are footies? They are what I call the pajamas that zip up the front and have built-in footies. They make them in all sizes now and even though they are made in your alpha's favorite sports team, you need to put them back on the rack and step away. There's nothing more emasculating than asking your alpha to put on a pair of pajamas that he used to wear when he was 2 years old.

• Alpha crossing sign. Your alpha will be insulted by this gift because he takes pride in people knowing, just from the sight of him, that he's an alpha. To give him a sign, announcing his presence, is like a slap to face, telling him that he's not exuding his alpha enough. That's just asking for a disaster in your life. Return all alpha T-shirts, mugs and signs. The man knows he's alpha, he projects it.

Hope that helps, pretties. Happy shopping and Happy Holidays!

Find out more about Meghan and her books at authormeghanquinn.com.