Beyoncé is over her fringe bangs — so why aren't you?

Beyoncé is already over her fringe bangs. Here's a crazy proposal: maybe the rest of the world should get the h@!! over them, too.

After all, she's already gotten rid of them after living with them for less than 72 hours. They probably weren't even her  real hair. For all we know, she  was just recycling her

she did with Lady  Gaga.

People has gone so far as to post a few theories about where those bangs went. Wig? Clip-ons? Oh honestly, who cares?

A little over a year ago, Bey had a pixie cut. A quick Google search reveals that the average mortal's hair only grows about six inches a year. When she performed at the Grammys in February, she had a chin-length bob. Yet, eight months later, she is rocking luxurious blond locks down to her lady lumps.  (I can't believe I just wrote those words.)

Now I don't know about you, but I sure do not have crazy-long hair 15 months after cutting it all off -- not that I could ever bring myself to do that. It took me a good 3-4 years to get my hair to grow past my chest.  I'm lucky if I can accomplish a chin-length bob in 15 months.

Not having to live with a dramatic haircut is what separates the superstar divas from the rest of us.

Because they have an army of hairdressers and a football field's worth of  extensions, celebrities only have to live with a dramatic 'do for a little while -- maybe only as long as a day-long photo shoot. They try on hairstyles like you and I try on blue nail polish or skyscraper heels.

Celebrities sure don't have to wait to grow out their bad hair decisions like the rest of us peons. Think about that when you are in the waiting room at your favorite salon, flipping through all those books of "LOOK AT ME"  hairstyles that would be at home in the Capitol in The Hunger Games. None of those people have to live with the repercussions of getting a wild hair up you-know-where.

So stop wigging out about celebrities' fake hair already.

Phew. I feel much better now.