We bring you the kookiest Kardashian TV kapers ever

The season premiere of Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons is tonight.

This is in addition to the family's bread and butter, Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Yet it's the sisters' various spinoffs that yield the best reality escapades. How real are they? That's up to you to decide.

A few of our favorite moments:

The time Lord Disick (Kourtney's babydaddy) throws the most ridiculous party ever.

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The time Kourtney kicks Kim out after she learns a hard truth about Kim trying to be James Bond. 



The time Kim announces she's pregnant. 

The time Scott and Kourtney try to be a real couple sharing a real bed

The time Kim, in full makeup, reveals that her second marriage is a failure. 

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The time Kourtney and Kim share breast milk.