Country has a case of 'Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder' at the CMA Awards
So long, Tay-Tay!
Hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood got the Country Music Association Awards off to an uproarious start Wednesday, poking fun at everything from Ebola to Renee Zellweger to Taylor Swift's "official" foray into pop.
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"This condition has hit Nashville the hardest," Brad said.
"That's right, Brad. And of course we're talking about Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder. PPTSD," Carrie added, before the two wondered aloud who could take her place.
"Who's gonna fill her shoes? Who's gonna stand that tall?" they sang. "Who's gonna be country and poppy and sing a song called Tim McGraw? ... Country music's just gonna have to shake it off."
Your move, T-Swizzle.