Yes, the first 'Dumb and Dumber' is still hilarious

Last night, I re-watched Dumb and Dumber. Now that Dumb and Dumber To is coming out, I had to know: Is the 1994 Farrelly brothers film still funny today?

After careful examination, I determined that yes, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are laugh-until-you-cry funny, and worthy of being quoted 20 years after Dumber made its debut. Here are the lines that had me laughing so loudly, my roommates gave that "Are you OK?" look:
"I got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming ... We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!"

"Pull over!" "No it's a cardigan, thanks for noticing." "Killer boots, man!"

"I called her up. and she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

 "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?" "Not good ... like one out of a million." "So you’re tellin' me there’s a chance!"

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