Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis star in this fake movie

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are starring in a movie called MoonQuake Lake directed by The Lego Movie's Philip Lord and Chris Miller!

Psych! That movie isn't real!

At first, we guessed that having the engaged actors make fake movie trailers was Sony Pictures' strange way of doing damage control.

Then, we realized the Kunis/Kutcher flick is a meta part of the movie Annie.

Regardless, here's a sneak peek of the nonexistent film that seems to parody Twilight and feature a reptilian Rihanna.