Here's 5 minutes of 'The Bachelor'

Bachelor's back, alright!

Farmer Chris Soules, who couldn't get Andi Dorfman to move to Iowa with him on the last Bachelorette, has dozens of girls to choose from in the new season of the reality show, starting Jan. 5.

Before we meet all the single ladies, and there are

vying for roses, here's a 5-minute preview of the new season:



The best lines delivered by women in the teaser, when they weren't crying or making out with Chris:

• "Chris seriously can't take a virgin to the Fantasy Suite."


• "I'm about to freak out."


• "If you don't think I'm intelligent enough to see through you, you're freakin' hilarious."


• "(Expletive) you all. All of y'all."


• "I would rather chew glass and wash it down with a bag of hair than lose to her."


• "My idea of quality time doesn't involve other people."