Someone, anyone, please hack Jon Stewart's email

As we have already reported, Tuesday's NBR gala was long, crowded, hot, crowded, packed, hot but boasted some great moments of levity.

Surprising exactly no one, they came mostly courtesy of Chris Rock and Jon Stewart.

Stewart on his film Rosewater, about a reporter imprisoned in Iran after appearing on his Daily Show:

If you can get someone courageous arrested that's a great story. And that's what I was able to do.

Stewart on wishing he was the beneficiary of the Sony hack:

I'm in some ways angry at the Iranian government for not hacking my emails or threatening me. That would have helped...Box-office wise, it would have been a nice thing for me.

Stewart on always, always being humble and appreciative:

There were other people involved with the film who didn't buy a table and I am not going to thank them. I will say to them very clearly, (expletive) you.