'Bachelor' Wk 2: Bikini tractor races, two drunk girls and one really crazy Ashley

Does it seem like the girls on The Bachelor are crazier than ever?

Even the star, Chris Soules, Prince Farming himself, tweeted as we all watched Monday's episode unfold:

It's only Week 2, and there was so much nuttiness we almost don't know where to begin. But here are the key cray-cray moments:

1. Tractor racing in bikinis

Did anyone think about how tractors really don't go fast? This was not an exciting race. But then, the race is obviously not what producers were caring about.

2. Bikini censorship

During a pool party, Jillian and Megan decided to sneak off into Bachelor Chris' house and do some snooping. As they ran around his house, a black bar covered Jillian's lady parts - front and back. Must have been some thong bikini she had on! We weren't the only ones wondering about what seemed to be a Bachelor first.

3. Boom went the crazy

Ashley S., the 24-year-old hair stylist from Brooklyn who on premiere night kept talking about an onion, was nearly incoherent on a group date to play paint ball.

Even crazier was the fact that Chris gave her a rose at the end of the night! (But you know she's reality show gold for the drama she brings.)

4. An awkward slip

Jillian thought her name had been called during the rose ceremony. As she took a step to walk to him and accept a rose, she slipped. Oops, Chris said "Juelia," not "Jillian."

5. Two drunk girls

On premiere night, Tara, who lists her job as "sports fishing enthusiast," was drunk. On Week 2, it was Jordan, the student from Colorado.

Both were sent packing.

See all the Bachelor women for Season 19

Still in the game:  Mackenzie, Megan and Kaitlyn (all of whom got roses on dates), Britt, Ashley I., Trina, Kelsey, Samantha, Juelia, Amber, Tracy, Jillian, Jade, Nikki, Becca, Carly, Whitney, and Ashley S.

Onward!

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