'SNL's Vanessa Bayer tries and fails to recreate the '50 Shades of Grey' elevator scene

Nothing gets steamier than the Fifty Shades of Grey elevator scene, so Saturday Night Live's Vanessa Bayer tries her darndest to recreate it in this parody commercial for ... Audi?

In the book and the upcoming film (because who wouldn't pass up the chance for product placement?) Christian Grey gives Anastasia an Audi as a gift. So the actual Audi company released a digital comedy short starring Bayer as a fanatic Fifty Shades fan who tries to seduce random strangers in an elevator with a variety of sex toys and bad pick-up lines.

Yeah, those definitely aren't Christmas decorations, Vanessa.

Fifty Shades of Grey comes to theaters Feb. 13.