Wait, WHAT does Weird Al do with his Grammys?!

"Weird Al" Yankovic picked up his fourth Grammy Award tonight for album Mandatory Fun ... but what he's done with his other accolades sounds anything BUT fun.

Talking backstage after his win:
For the first week after I win a Grammy, I have it affixed to my forehead with wood screws, sort of like a Grammy unicorn and I just walk around like this. After about a week it really starts to hurt and I put it on my shelf somewhere.
We're glad he's not serious, 'cuz that sounds PAINFUL. Luckily, his post-Grammys plans sound much better:
After the show, I think I might get a burrito. I’m not sure exactly what kind, probably some kind of vegetarian burrito. Pinto beans.
Gotta love this guy. Congrats, Al!