Jamie Dornan is officially winning the 'Fifty Shades' press tour

It's no secret that the Fifty Shades of Grey press tour has been ... bumpy. There was that Glamour interview, which prompted Defamer to call the film's promotion "disastrous." Twitter couldn't help but notice Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson's kinda

Golden Globes appearance. Meanwhile, director Sam Taylor-Johnson assured Paste BN her Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele "get along fine."

And then on Tuesday, Dornan swooped in and reminded us all why we're excited to see Fifty Shades in the first place -- those crazy novels by E.L. James! On The Tonight Show, Dornan and Jimmy Fallon read cringe-worthy passages from the trilogy, in accents that ranged from Scottish to "cowboy." And boy, did people like it.

Watch it here -- we dare you to make it through the bit without grinning.