Move over, Jamie Dornan: Steve Buscemi should totally star in 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Of the many issues plaguing bodice ripper Fifty Shades of Grey, Paste BN's Claudia Puig finds the one-note performances and nonexistent chemistry between its stars the most egregious.

Which is why they may want to spice things up for the next two films with this inspired bit of casting: Steve Buscemi as the distant, bondage-loving billionaire.

Watch this spoof Fifty Shades trailer — which intercuts lines of dialogue and clips from Buscemi's many movie and TV roles — and you'll absolutely see why this MUST happen: