Neil Patrick Harris is mulling like ten Oscar jokes about Affleck's 'Gone' manhood

Neil Patrick Harris is NOT revealing many joke topics for his upcoming Oscar stint. But one thing will be a likely large target, Ben Affleck's famously exposed manhood in Gone Girl.

Harris says as much for an upcoming feature in Paste BN.
"I have nine or ten jokes about Ben Affleck's (manhood) that he so proudly displayed in seven frames of Gone Girl. So I'm just not sure which one will have the biggest laugh, if you catch my meaning."
Careful observers, and there were many careful observers, noticed there was a lot of Ben Affleck exposed in the shower scene in Gone Girl. Harris, who happened to star in the movie as well, says he's going to hit that goldmine topic with gusto.

Not to worry. Affleck hilariously gabbed about the scene at the podium of the Hollywood Film Awards in November. OK, that's a far, far less regal setting. But Affleck opened the door, thanking director David Fincher on national television for the probing camera shot.
“David assured me, ‘Listen, if we tilt down, we’ll never go far enough to see anything.’ So thank you David. And I’d like to thank you for keeping the set cool. Because if you’re going to have one chance for America to see your junk, you want it to be cold. That’s a real gift.”
Classic stuff.

Harris talked about a few joke topics for this upcoming feature. When asked whether he will lampoon his own exposure on Girl Girl (turnabout is fair play!) he thought for a moment.
"Well, who knows? When push comes to shove who knows what you'll see at the Oscars."
Neil Patrick Harris also says he's going to "spank" Fifty Shades of Grey

Tune in February 22 to see it all.