Rebel Wilson has a hilarious response to tabloids who say she lied about her age

How old is Rebel Wilson? 20? 30? Who cares?

Well, apparently some Australian tabloids do, because they did some "investigative journalism" to find out what Rebel Wilson's age is -- and they accused her of lying about it!

They did some digging into ASIC documents (again, who does that?) to find that Wilson was actually 36, not 29 like she apparently claimed. The horror!

After several media outlets picked it up, the Pitch Perfect 2 star of course had a hilarious response at the ready:

Don't worry Rebel, we want to tell you from the bottom of our hearts, we don't care how old you are. Even if you actually are immortal and have the cure for cancer in your DNA.

Wilson did admit to one part of the "report:"

http://h4wk-girl.tumblr.com/post/49445787223/fat-amy-fat-patricia

Point: Patricia.