Aziz Ansari reads your embarrassing romantic text messages

https://youtu.be/CaBI5bYc38k

Aziz Ansari knows a lot about romance. He knows so much, in fact, that he wrote a whole book about it to help the rest of us with our love lives. But some people are just beyond help. Seriously.

When stopping by The Tonight Show, Ansari and Jimmy Fallon read some real-life first text messages between romantic partners and goodness gracious are some of them bad. Like really bad. I mean, we've sent some cringe-worthy text messages in our lives, but these are the kind that make us want to hide behind the couch (the one that Ansari reads with time stamps is particularly awful/hilarious).