Please enjoy 'Fight Club' as a children's book

Fight Club is definitely a movie and book for adults. But since the original audience for the story is getting older, author Chuck Palahniuk has re-written the story for children for Mashable. The result? A list of rules about "Horsing Around Club."

Please enjoy the video of Palahniuk attempting to read the book without swearing and violence, which doesn't last too long. Please also enjoy some of the most violent scenes from the movie recreated in adorable cartoon form. We shouldn't love it. But we do. (Contains spoilers for Fight Club, so if you haven't seen it, please take a long hard look at your life and then watch it immediately.)