When Farrah Abraham is your mom, the Tooth Fairy leaves a stack of $100 bills

Make it rain!

Farrah Abraham's daughter Sophia should have no problem making that happen since the Tooth Fairy left her what appears to be $600 on her little nightstand.

And, that nice lump of cash isn't even the most ridiculous statement the Teen Mom star has made about the importance of baby teeth. In an interview with Us Weekly, she made some positively stomach-turning points about childhood, perfection and beauty.

Ugh.


“My little Sophia, she's been going through a hard time right now losing all of her teeth, and she's not really so secure. I think it's really a struggle losing your teeth right now when everyone's looking at looks. So, she lost her first big tooth, and she's just like, 'Mommy, I want teeth like yours!' and I've had my teeth cosmetically done, so they're looking pretty perfect.”
Seriously, a six-year-old feeling insecure about losing their teeth because "everyone's looking at looks"?

Ugh. Let the apocalypse commence in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Oh, but Farrah wasn't done yet! She also added some salient points about plastic surgery in Sophia's future. Seriously.
“You'll see that my daughter does value how I've done my look and invested in myself, and I feel like if (plastic surgery is) not harming her and making her look better, and keeping her healthy into her older years, I have no issues with that. I’m going to be supportive because it hurts me to see my daughter worrying about her looks, even while she's losing her teeth right now, so that's sad.”

Uggggggggggh.