Kevin Bacon wants more male nudity in Hollywood

Hear that, film industry? The guys want to be naked, too.

Or, at least, Kevin Bacon wants to be.

In a very serious new PSA, Bacon heroically calls on Hollywood to change the double-standards of male and female nudity, calling out Game of Thrones ("Let me on the show, it'll be awesome, I'll play a naked wizard or something?") and 50 Shades of Grey ("Let me play Christian Grey! We'll do the whole movie in one long closeup of my penis!") for their lack of full-frontal scenes.

And he does it in a way that only Kevin Bacon can: by utilizing his last name as a force for good:

His message to Hollywood is a stirring cry for gender equality: Give us more naked men, or at the very least, cast him in all of your biggest movies so he can be that naked man. In every movie. For the entire time.

That's right, men: #FreeTheBacon.