Keegan-Michael Key and Seth Meyers will teach you how to flirt

Keegan-Michael Key and Seth Meyers are offering a master class in Sensuality 101, and there are no prerequisites.

The two (very happily married) comedians teamed up for a segment on Late Night where they debuted their very best pick-lines. Such gems like:

• "Hello beautiful. Do you come here often, and if so do you know where the toilets are?"


• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."


• "Are those astronaut pants? Because it looks like you went to the bathroom in them."


• "Your left eye must hurt, because you've been looking right all day."


• "Are you a parking ticket? Because I am NOT going to pay you."


• "Do you want a ticket to the gun show? Because if so I respectfully decline to be your plus one. I mean, I approve of your second amendment right, but feel that placing reasonable restrictions on firearm ownership would just make our country a safer place."