Wig snatching 101: The definitive list of big, bad hair fails at the VMAs

And now, let's turn our attention to all of the no good, very bad, horrible hairdos at the Video Music Awards red carpet, shall we?

Justin Bieber: Evilly emo

Kylie Jenner: She bangs, she bangs -- but not in a good way

Rebel Wilson: Pump down the volume, please

Chrissy Teigen: Um, WHET IS THIS?!

Miley Cyrus: No words necessary (or available)