We're officially old. David and Victoria Beckham are now the parents of TWO teenagers

So, I was 14 when Wannabe came out and now the second son of Posh Spice Victoria Beckham has just celebrated his 13th birthday.

Why am I so old?

Romeo is officially a teenager, bringing the Beckham young adult household count to two. (Brooklyn is 16).

What's that sound? Oh nothing -- it's just my childhood keeling over and dying. Sigh.