John Oliver has the BEST back-to-school advice for you

https://youtu.be/CQ2noSR1qdY

Last Week Tonight may be on hiatus until Sept. 13, but that doesn't mean John Oliver is going to ignore everyone heading back to school this week. In fact, in true Oliver style, he's going to instead summarize everything you could possibly learn in school in one handy three-minute web-exclusive video.

Yes Oliver is here to tell you that you actually will NEVER need math IRL, that the smell of dissecting a frog will haunt you to your grave, and all the novels you read in English are inherently about the death of the American Dream (yes, this video contains spoilers for classic novels that are 50+ years old, so, we guess you've been warned).

Oliver has already started a church, maybe he can start a school now? We'd enroll.