Rihanna to Taylor Swift: No, thanks. Not interested in joining your squad!
Look, Taylor, we're gonna let you finish, but being part of your carefully curated squad of "besties" just isn't on everyone's bucket list.
Sorry!
And, Rihanna has a very good reason for being completely uninterested. When NME asked RiRi if she'd hit the stage for one of Taylor's random 1989 tour stunts, she was just like, nah -- I'm good.
"I don’t think I would. I just don’t think it makes sense. I don’t think our brands are the same, I don’t think they match, I don’t think our audiences are the same. In my mind she’s a role model, I’m completely not."
And that's facts, no printer, homie!