Future: Hold up, Blac Chyna -- I'm single!

Sit right down and listen to the sweet sounds of a new hip-hopera. Because, chile, the DRAMA.

Here's what happened:

1. Kardashian sycophant Blac Chyna tattooed the word "Future" on her hand, fueling rumors about a romance with Ciara's ex. 

2. Future was like, "YOU TRIED IT!" and shaded the mess out of her. 

3. Twitter mocked her. 

4. But, Twitter still had some shade left over for Future. 

5. Ciara is still winning! 

Oh, what a time to be alive! The end!