A royal flush: Prince Harry hung out with One Direction

At this point, the One Direction guys have to be somewhere in line for the British throne, right?

Making their ascension order official, Prince Harry palled around with the 1D blokes at this weekend's Royal Variety Performance, a yearly gala in London.

BFFs:

It's our favorite love story, When Harry Met Harry:

Wait...what exactly is happening here?

Is Harry fixing Harry's tie? Checking out his collar? Engaging him in a secret British Illuminati handshake that's making Liam very nervous?

Next step, get Prince Harry in the studio for an official Harry-squared duet.