Michael B. Jordan, other celebs read 'Mean Tweets' on 'Kimmel'

They got Michael B. Jordan, y’all.

Yes. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, bae was subjected to the host’s latest lightning round of Mean Tweets. Some other people (i.e. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sean Penn, Liv Tyler, Elizabeth Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Kurt Russell and Viola Davis, to name a few) got roasted too, but that’s not the point.

The point is that, between 1:02 and 1:11, Wallace was slain all over again. Like, this is borderline blasphemous.

How could anyone fix their thumbs to come for Michael B. Jordan? This is the same man that gave us Chronicle, Fruitvale Station and Creed. (Don’t even try to argue Fantastic Four — he’s the only reason we didn’t walk out of the theater.)

He does look like a movie. He does sound like a song. And we are 99% sure he smells like Black Tie candles and the last hope.

It wouldn’t even be precise to say that he’s a gift from God. We’re pretty sure God just accidentally dropped him from the sky and, every time it rains, that’s just Him cursing His luck.

Luckily, Michael took the slander on the chin (he's quite good at that), so we guess we'll let it slide. This time.