John Legend fulfills Chrissy Teigen's 'lifetime dream' for Christmas

John Legend knows what women really want — or, at least, what wife, model and Twitter overlord, Chrissy Teigen, wants.

“John got me my lifetime dream for Christmas!" Chrissy shared on Instagram. "A cheese wheel to dump pasta and risotto in for years to come! My tableside serving game is bout to be liiiiiit! Heading out to relax with the fam now woohoo!”

And for those of us who aren’t decorated chefs, Chrissy helpfully demonstrated how the wheel works: "If you haven't seen one of these wheels in action oh man, it is a thing a beauty. Hot pasta is tossed around, gently melting the cheese and plated right at your table."

Dear Lord. 

Let us bow our heads and have a moment of silence for the food comas to come. YUM.