Shut up, Emo Kylo Ren: it's Han's turn to Tweet

IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS SO WE WE REALLY SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SAY IT, BUT ... SPOILERS AHEAD.

Looks like Han Solo has had about enough of his ungrateful son's petulance on Twitter. So he went and go his own parody account, which is way funnier than his brother-in-law's, BTW.

Take a seat, Emo Kylo Ren. It's Bad Father Han Solo's turn to tweet. And when you read his page, you're probably going to trash your ship's bridge (again).

First things first, a disclaimer

He's sharing all your awkward childhood photos and videos

Speaking of awkward memories, he REALLY does not like your cellphone case

He's setting the record straight about your name

And making McDonalds analogies about you

Criticizing your sense of fashion

Telling the world what Yoda, Obi-Wan and even your beloved grandpa said about you

Trash-talking about your romantic prowess (or lack thereof)

But hey, at least he's following your progress on 'The Bachelor.' That's something, right?