Celebrate Zayn's birthday with his shirtless 'L'Uomo Vogue' shoot

OK, fine. We'll admit it: Zayn Malik may have crossed our minds once or twice this morning. After all, it IS his birthday. And yes, we may have briefly mused about how good he looks on his Jordan year, but you didn't have to be so forward, L'Uomo Vogue! I mean, seriously... promoting your January 2016 issue and hitting us with these Ellen Von Unwerth shots now?

Giving us Zayn in Maison Valentino? 

Zayn in Dior??

Like, it's his birthday. We should be the ones giving gifts, not the other way arou...

Never mind. Happy birthday, Zayn! 

(And bless you, Ellen. For more crush-worthy photos and details from their cover story, head on over to L'Uomo Vogue.)