Watch: Late-night hosts give thanks for Sarah Palin

At least two things are clear after Sarah Palin emerged in her tiny dagger cardigan to endorse Donald Trump for president in Ames, Iowa, earlier this week: The woman has changed not a lick (squirmishes?) and nobody is happier to see that than the late-night TV hosts.

Witness Stephen Colbert write his own speech in Palinese

(After disabling the part of his brain that understands sentence structure.)

And the 'Daily Show' correspondents tell newcomer Trevor Noah horror stories from '08

Remember, Sarah Palin can only reappear if she's summoned. (Someone has to look into a mirror and say, "You betcha" three times.)