'SNL' parody of 'Bachelor' is too good

Saturday Night Live has parodied The Bachelor before, but this weekend the show took aim at the show's newest season, with Taran Killam as the bland, Ben Higgins-like bachelor named Dan.

The robotic Dan has engrossing (not) conversation with the women he's dating about what they're like and what they look for in a guy. They ladies all say, "Hmmm, I like this."

The contestants include: the virgin who's "very quick to do the stuff I do," the mother of six whose children "can't wait for you to be their daddy," and the girl with a sad past who Dan decides to keep for another week, despite the fact that she's "the black one" who Dan almost walked off the show.

One choice conversation: "I like the moon. But I also like the day, you know, with the sun?"

For comparison (seriously, it's not that different), here's a recap of the real ABC reality show that has a new episode tonight: