Madonna spanks Ariana Grande in the name of doughnuts everywhere

In case you hadn't noticed, Madonna has a thing for luring wide-eyed celebrities on stage and spanking them — and the Unapologetic singer continued this tradition during her Sunday concert in Miami. This time, in honor of the final stop on her North American Rebel Heart tour (or, perhaps, in defense of helpless doughnuts everywhere), Madonna brought Ariana Grande to the stage and spanked the singer in front of a roaring audience.

Of course, it was all in jest as Madonna treated the starstruck singer to a sultry dance session and a banana immediately afterward. "I am dead," a seemingly resurrected Grande later wrote of the event on Instagram. "@madonna thank you for the spanking & the banana."