Fallon spoofs Trump, explains why he ACTUALLY won Iowa

According to the numbers, Donald Trump lost the Iowa caucuses to Ted Cruz. But according to Trump logic, he's the real winner of the Iowa race.

On Wednesday evening's Tonight Show, Fallon broke out his serviceable Trump impression (not enough yelling!) to thank the Iowa voters for propelling him into the true winner's slot, second place, invoking some familiar playground logic. "Just like children say: 'First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest.'"

Just like Fallon said, "I'm Donald J. Trump. The J stands for 'genius.'"