Ice-T voices the adult version of your favorite cartoons on 'Tonight Show'

Ice-T is not here to ruin your childhood. If anything, he just wants to show you just how far you've come from the naive child you used to be.

The rapper-turned-crime procedural actor appeared on the Tonight Show Wednesday to once again apply the wisdom that only comes with age — this time, to the Peanuts, Super Friends, DuckTales and SpongeBob Squarepants. His NSFW voiceover captured all of our thoughts as adults — from valid questions about Charlie Brown's sobriety to the diss we all wish Squidward had the tentacles to say.

Check it out.  

(Warning: This video contains explicit language.)