Tom Hiddleston does local weather report, blames everything on Thor

Is it raining today where you are? Well you can blame the God of Thunder, obviously.

Tom Hiddleston -- aka Loki, aka man of our dreams -- stopped by a local Chicago news station to do the weather and deliver some hard truths to the people: Your rain is all Thor's fault. Because he's the worst.

Weather reports just got 1000x more interesting, friends.