Get to know 'The Real Housewives of Dallas'
Grab your tease brush. We're headed to Texas, y'all.
For the latest installment of The Real Housewives franchise, Bravo is headed south to document the drama of the Big D. Ahead of Monday's premiere, we thought we'd show you some southern hospitality and introduce you to the women who have set up house deep in the heart of Texas. We do have excellent manners after all.
Cary Deuber
Cary is a Dallas transplant from Connecticut/Ohio. She serves as her husband's operative assistant (plastic surgeon Dr. Mark Deuber) and runs her own aesthetic injectable office. When she's not playing mom to her daughter and two step-children, she's doing impressive yoga inversions.
Tagline: "I'm not a trophy wife. I'm a lifetime achievement award."
Best bit from Bravo bio: "Cary has a refreshing, dry sense of humor with an air of confidence and a heart of gold." Dry sense of humor, you say? We can't wait.
Fun fact: Knows Scott Wolf. Party of six, anyone?
Brandi Redmond
Brandi and her husband were high school sweethearts, and they have two young girls. She is a stay-at-home mom who devotes her free time to charities and "shenanigans" with her BFF Stephanie.
Tagline: "I was a Cowboys Cheerleader, but in Dallas I'm never on the sidelines."
Best bit from Bravo bio: "This former cheerleader has no problem cartwheeling her way into the Dallas drama." Which should've totally been her tagline by the way.
Fun fact: Brandi calls wine "Jesus juice."
Stephanie Hollman
Stephanie is from the Sooner State and is a mom to two boys. She is also involved in charities like Big Brother, Big Sister and has an interesting way of making money.
Tagline: "I'm the girl next door... if you live in a big ol' mansion." By far our favorite of the season.
Best bit from Bravo bio: We don't know if it's the "best," but it certainly caught our eye. "In order for her to make her own money, Stephanie’s husband, Travis, frequently writes up a list of chores for her to complete when he is away on business." Insert thinking emoji here.
Fun fact: She and her hubby make a pretty convincing Danny and Sandy from Grease.
LeeAnne Locken
This former beauty queen competed for the Miss USA crown back in 1989, the year that Taylor Swift made famous. She isn't married (like the majority of The Real Housewives of New York), but you'll hear about her boyfriend in a minute. Also, carnivals were the backdrop for her childhood.
Tagline: "I grew up a Carny kid. Play games with me and you're gonna pay."
Best bit from Bravo bio: It's hard to pick just one phrase from LeeAnne's bio. There's, "Her exuberant personality is only matched by her love for her dogs, her boyfriend Rich, and her best friend Tiffany." But our favorite has to be, "Known by everyone who is anyone, LeeAnne has a dedicated work ethic, and the ability to truly ruffle some Dallas feathers." Congratulations, you now qualify as "anyone."
Fun Fact: LeeAnne's IMDb acting credits include parts in Miss Congeniality, and the series that starred Chuck Norris, Walker, Texas Ranger. For that reason alone, we'd avoid messing with her. Also, her Instagram has pics with some pretty famous faces.
Tiffany Hendra
After working in showbiz in Los Angeles for 15 years, Tiffany ditched Tinsel Town and headed to Dallas with her Aussie rockstar hubby, Aaron.
Tagline: "I came home to Dallas to shine my light, not to fight."
Best bit from Bravo bio: "Since she and her husband were not able to have kids of their own, they have dedicated their lives to helping children less fortunate. They are specifically working with Angels of East Africa, who are dedicated to the rescue and restoration of orphaned children in need." Way to go, Tiffany!
Fun fact: She's a lifestyle blogger with her own YouTube channel.
So no one at the water cooler says, "Bless your heart," when you say that you missed the premiere, tune in to Bravo at 10 p.m. ET on Monday night.