The 9 most random Taylor Swift facts from her 'Vogue' quiz
In what's basically MTV Cribs for the internet age, Vogue's "73 Questions" series invades celebs' homes, follows them around and asks them, yes, 73 random questions.
In the latest episode, current Vogue cover star and noted chill girl Taylor Swift invited the magazine into her very-large, very-pink Beverly Hills home.
Below, our nine favorite answers:
1. The part where we realized Taylor also reads Twitter
Vogue: What are you completely bored of in life right now?
Taylor: Clickbait.
2. The part that was way too real
Vogue: What's one thing you still have from your childhood?
Taylor: My insecurities.
3. The birthday-cake humblebrag
Vogue: What's the best birthday cake you ever had?
Taylor: It was from Milk Bar, it was for my 25th birthday, and it was so good that even Jay Z raved about it.
4. The actually-really-sweet Calvin Harris answer
Vogue: What's the best gift you ever received?
Taylor: My boyfriend planted an olive tree in my yard for Christmas.
...so when we hear a cryptic Taylor song lyric about olive trees if/when their relationship sours, we'll know what's up.
5. The low-key endorsement bump
Vogue: What's your favorite cocktail?
Taylor: Vodka diet coke.
Nice.
6. The other low-key endorsement bump
Vogue: What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
Taylor: The Apple Music letter.
Vogue: What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
Taylor: The Apple Music letter.
Hey, uh, anyone know if they're cool now?
7. The part when Taylor got jealous of The Rembrandts
Vogue: What's one song you wish you had written?
Taylor: The Friends theme song, because of those royalties.
8. The part where we saw how far Taylor has come
Vogue: What's something you always wanted to try, but have been too scared to?
Taylor: Coachella.
9. The most unbelievable anecdote of them all
Vogue: Besides your phone and wallet, what's a must-have purse item?
Taylor: I have this lavender anti-bacterial hand spray, and whenever me and my friends are in a public bathroom, and we have to wait in line at the sink to wash our hands, I'm like, 'No!' (mimes spraying hand spray everywhere)"
Imagine waiting in line in a dirty restroom, turning around, and seeing the Taylor spritzing the whole #Squad with fancy Purell. Yeah, no.