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Eurovision: Timberlake takes over; Twitter loses its mind


The world was united in snark Saturday, collectively going to town on this year's Eurotrash Eurovision Song Contest entrants.

And then Justin Timberlake showed up. And everyone lost their dang minds.

Actually, he was just there, performing out of competition, to plug the new song, 'Can't Stop the Feeling,' but OK.

But the best shade was thrown at the unknown acts from around the world. From our own designated EuroVirgin, Brian Truitt, there was:

Speaking of 'Game of Thrones' ...

Putin on the Ritz

In Soviet dungeon, Machine Florences you

Ukrainian Florence, whose name is Jamala, won, BTW. And oooooh boy, her super-serious-for-Eurovision song, 1944, about Joseph Stalin's World War II-era deportation of an indigenous ethnic group called the Crimean Tartars based on allegations that they collaborated with Nazi Germany, did NOT go over well with the Russians. Crimea is still a major sore spot between the two countries following Russia's 2014 reannexation, which once again pushed the Tartars out of their own region.

This would explain a LOT ...

He will NOT be taking our hand and leading us to the dance floor

We didn't realize GWAR was eligible for Eurovision!

I'm a model, you know what I mean? I do my little turn on the catwalk

Stop that, you'll confuse the Americans!

Wang dang ...

Deutschland NICHT Über Alles

Oh, Sweden, don't ever change