A party for Azealia Banks, the Katy, Selena, Orlando love triangle and more

So many celebrity social accounts, so little time. In our new feature, we do the work for you, following every Twitter meltdown and nude selfie that you didn’t need to see but probably will anyway.

This week was all about love triangles, some post-haircut trauma and a major act of public service on behalf of Twitter. So let’s jump right in, shall we?

An exorbitant amount of time was spent, likely for not, by amateur sleuths and entertainment reporters (who are by definition amateur sleuths) on the purported Orlando, Katy, Selena love triangle we’re calling SKOrlando. The professional hallway monitors over at TMZ saw S and O leaving a party without K and all Internet hell broke lose. Then followers read the metaphorical tea leaves of K’s tweet with with Peggy Lee’s Is That All There Is, and because a woman’s only real sense of disillusionment has to be related to a man, naturally concluded her future would contain one less Bloom.

But, SKOrlando went with the ole “we’re too good to focus on the drama, look over here at our charity work” bit Thursday and everything was right again with the world.

Which brings us to our next celeb love triangle, or quadrangle, or we don’t even know Geometry was a miserable class. But we do know that the Kylie, Tyga, Blac, Rob saga has a lot of angles and the latest involves the long lost Scott Disick. And an opportunity for us to revive our campaign to bring Scott back. Please, Kris, consider this our formal plea for a new Scott storyline. We’ll launch the Kickstarter soon.

But we digress.

The point here is that Kylie and Tyga have split again, and if her paper trail of Snaps reveals anything, it may have to do with the typical teenage problem of trying to find oneself  -- though we doubt she’s going to go the normal route of sitting in on some psych classes freshman year and getting really drunk during study abroad like the rest of us to truly find out #whoiskyliejenner.

Or the relationship-ender could be that other completely relatable teenage problem: that her boyfriend is the father to the son of her brother’s now fiancé and future baby’s mother.

It’s really hard to tell.

In other angsty news, Bieber may also be trying to find himself, or just accidentally found himself in a tattoo parlor where he decided his face was the best place for an itty bitty inked cross emblem.

Harry Styles went way more vanilla with a simple hair cut. Albeit the most dreaded haircut of all time, if we’re judging these sorts of things on Twitter comments, and I think we are.

Speaking of Twitter comments, the company did the world a solid and suspended Azealia Banks' account after a racist rant against Zayn Malik, who is probably still cursing himself for initially taking the bait. So how’s post-Azealia life? Pretty, pretty good. There was a party! And a lot of reminders about how fantastic curry is. Though Instagram -- which now looks like 27 other things on our phone, causing significant champagne problems -- has yet to RSVP.