Ha! Seth Rogen, Jimmy Fallon do stand-up with jokes written by kids

Kids have the darndest jokes, don't they?

Seth Rogen, who took his first turn at stand-up at 13, joined Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show Thursday to tell some wisecracks penned by kids, ages 5-10. And they're much better than any jokes found on candy wrappers that we pestered adults with. Still so sorry about that, Mom...

The Neighbors 2 star took the stage first, donning the classic stand-up uniform — an oversized jacket with the sleeves rolled up. Good look, Rogen. "How many ears does Captain Kirk have?" he asked. "His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear." Oh, zing!

Fallon grabbed the mic next, wearing a tan blazer that he might've snatched from the Seinfeld closet. "Guys hear about the two antennas that got married?" he questioned. "It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was amazing."

Watch the video above for more icebreakers to use if that Tinder date gets awkward.