Ariana Grande loves motorcycles, her bodyguard in 'Into You' music video

Secret relationships are hot — if you can overlook the sketch motel room where your sole source of entertainment (other than each other) might very well be a fishbowl.

Ariana Grande premiered her music video for Into You late Monday night. The vid for the track off her album, Dangerous Woman, was directed by Hannah Lux Davis and shows Grande in a passionate love affair with her bodyguard played by Don Benjamin. You might recognize his gorgeous face from season 20 of America's Next Top Model.

The two play cards and tug-of-war using gummy candies and their mouths. These music video lovebirds even recreated the animal crackers scene from Armageddon. If that's not love we don't know what is.

As the lyrics suggest, Grande has to hide their "little bit scandalous" relationship from her Bellini chuggin' tool of a boyfriend. Doesn't seem like a contest to us, girl. Give up the zero and get with that hot hero.