Jennifer Lawrence and John Oliver spill their secrets (and, um, boogers) for Jimmy Fallon

Which of the following is true: Jennifer Lawrence once took a sleeping pill before shooting a big Hunger Games scene, Jimmy Fallon once wrote a song for Paul McCartney and/or John Oliver had an after-school job in the kitchens at Buckingham Palace? Well with these three, all of those could be very much real.

Welcome to True Confessions, the Tonight Show game kind of like 2 Truths and a Lie, only with a little more lying and a lot more giggling. When Oliver and Lawrence stopped by the late night show on Monday, Fallon put them to the test. And, as one expects when you have these three people in a room together, the game goes quite a bit off the rails. Also JLaw has a booger.

You can test the truth for yourself below.

Besides all the lying and the secrets and the Ambien, our biggest takeaway from this video is apparently JLaw and Oliver have never met before? That is ridiculous and they need to collaborate on something, ASAP. You just know she'd be good in one of the fake PSAs on Last Week Tonight.