Gwyneth Paltrow invites you into her NYC apartment

Gwyneth Paltrow is saying welcome to My House.

Goop readers got a peek into her Tribeca digs on Thursday. And, if you're slightly delirious from your Orange Is the New Black binge, you might even be tempted to put in an offer on the condo that's currently listed for sale since "the family in question is solidly based in LA." Do you love the way this author writes or what?

Seriously, just check out the description of GP's apartment:

"It floats above the cobblestone streets like a pale, dreamy cloud. Pastel silks, hand-embroidered wallpapers, and cool swaths of marble punctuate the space, which balances centuries-old techniques and antiques with a confident, breezy modernism. The quiet attention to the well-made and hand-perfected allows for a lightness—not just in palette and texture, but in spirit."

Um, can this member of the Goop troop narrate our lives, please? Or, at the very least, write our social media bios?

The "pale, dreamy cloud" was designed with help from Roman and Williams and features a color scheme of soft neutrals.

We might be too timid to try to make the cookbook author's tomato soup from It's All Easy in such a white kitchen, but the marble counters complemented by the silver hardware are stunning.

And, we could definitely bring ourselves to roast some marshmallows in this Chesney's marble fireplace.

For more pics from Paltrow's Pin-worthy pad, click here.