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John Oliver really sticks it to birds: 'We'd be better off without ya'


Birds of a feather flock together and really annoy John Oliver.

In this NSFW web exclusive, the Last Week Tonight host got a lot off his unfeathered chest in a rant about "cat-feeders."

"To me, every single bird is just a (expletive) sequel to the dinosaurs, and we'd be better off without ya — and yes, I'm talking to you, geese."

Oliver didn't stop there. He hurled insults at parrots, swans, pelicans, hummingbirds, and even ostriches which he dogged to as "first-draft flamingoes." The penguin was the only bird safe from Oliver's irate criticism because obviously:

Though Last Week Tonight is currently on hiatus you can look forward to more rants when the show returns to HBO on Sept. 25.