Seth Meyers comes for holiday traditions in savage 'Ya Burnt'

“Hello, nurse.”

It’s time for Seth Meyers’ relentless (and NSFW) segment “Ya Burnt,” where the Late Night host holds nothing back as he tackles a variety of topics.

Thursday, Meyers said ho, ho, hold up to those brimming with holiday cheer as he came for candy canes, stockings, gingerbread houses and more.

It’s safe to say Meyers and his wife, Alexi Ashe, didn’t put myrrh on their baby registry considering he thought hooking “a brother up with a binky, a blankie and a Babybjörn” would’ve been the better choice for the Three Wise Men. Mistletoe, “the Bill Cosby of plants” also made Meyers’ naughty list, as well as candy canes, the “after-dinner mint that doubles as a choking hazard.”

See Meyers go off on more things merry and bright in the clip above.