CMAs kick off with 'Duck Dynasty' guys, more

There were a lot of twerk jokes, but no real twerking during the intro at the Country Music Association Awards. Not Miley-style anyway, because country music stars just don't roll that way. Taylor got a shout out from Brad Paisley for becoming a star without humping a stuffed animal. Yay Taylor!

But that doesn't mean that country stars can't get a little dirty, as in sexting. Paisley revealed that Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman keep their marriage spicy with sexting. So he gave it a go with his wife, Kim Paisley. But she didn't get the text. Urban did, though.

Underwood and Paisley sang a Blurred Lines parody was the cue for the Duck Dynasty stars to join in on the intro. But the reality show stars got a little up close and personal with Underwood. "I'm pretty sure I just twerked with Carrie Underwood," said Willie Robertson.

Florida Georgia Line won single of the year for Cruise.

A couple more gems from Underwood and Paisley:

"And I gotta say, if anyone in music today was gonna be caught naked licking a hammer, I think we all thought it'd be Blake Shelton," says Underwood.

"Taylor, you've grown up right before our very eyes..I want to thank you for never humping a teddy bear or gyrating with Beetlejuice," says Paisley.

Underwood says she signed up for Obamacare last week and now she's "almost done." Then they start singing a song about how Obamacare is taking forever, with lyrics about how they'll end up with various ailments because it takes so long.

"I'm gonna wind up with hemorrhoids if I sit here til dawn/We'll have cataracts and dementia, oh this is getting on my last nerve/ Obamacare by morning/Over 6 people insured." they sing together.