Nicki Minaj unleashes very NSFW 'Anaconda' video

You might want to wait to take a shower this morning until after you've watched Nicki Minaj's new video.

It's about what you'd expect from a song called Anaconda, and then some. Over the course of the nearly five-minute video (which samples Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back), Minaj runs through a parade of not-so-subtle imagery: She eats bananas, sprays whipped cream on her chest, plays bongos on a backup dancer's behind, and stands by as piña coladas slowly drip down coconuts.

And then, of course, there's twerking: in a jungle, a workout room, a pool, a white void – all culminating in a dimly-lit lap dance on a very satisfied-looking Drake.

Feel like shaking off all the ickiness with some T-Swift? We do, too.

Safe to say, this is totally not appropriate for the kids. Watch at your own discretion right here (but don't say we didn't warn you).