Gwyneth Paltrow's wardrobe essentials cost $450,000

Gwyneth Paltrow does herself no favors in her latest GOOP post.

In it, the two-time cookbook author shares her wardrobe spring essentials. And too bad for you if you, like most of us, are on a budget. But if you're not, Paltrow has some pretty sweet selections.

How about a Valentino studded iPad case for $795, or a $675 Lanvin T-shirt, or a Jason Wu biker jacket for a mere $3,795?

We're happy someone else did the math for us. According to Jezebel.com, her must-haves total a tidy $450,000.

The actress, who just published her second kitchen title, It's All Good, also revealed she had suffered a miscarriage that almost killed her.