Some of the best #DoorbellLicker tweets (at least that we can publish)

SALINAS, Calif. – After Salinas resident Sylvia Dungan installed a doorbell that captured the faces of anyone who came to her door, she got an unusual surprise: A nighttime guest who spent a few minutes licking her intercom, and a few hours on her doorstep and in her yard.
Salinas police caught up with the man Monday evening, but he declined to discuss allegations that he'd been overly intimate with the intercom.
The case has been sent to the Monterey County District Attorney's Office, which will decide whether to file charges
The story was featured on television show LivePD and #DoorbellLicker soon went viral, prompting some clever riffs.
Jokes...
More jokes...
Some hometown pride...
And some outright disgust.
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